Julia Roberts

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quote: Originally posted by lurker: quote:
Hmmmm. Arkansas, you say?
Hahaha!!! 
"A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.? Her husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot."
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