I love this:
The failure of the Bible's predictions about the end of the world
(All the following were written nearly 2000 years ago...)
Matt 10:23: [Jesus said to his disciples] 'When they persecute you in one town, flee to the next; for truly, I say to you, you will not have gone through all the towns of Israel, before the Son of man comes'.
Matt 16:28: [Jesus said to the disciples], 'Truly, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom'.
Mark 9:1: And he [Jesus] said to them [the disciples], 'Truly, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see that the kingdom of God has come with power'.
Mark 13:30: [After detailing events up to end of world, Jesus says] 'Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away before all these things take place'.
Mark 14:62: And Jesus said [to the high priest - died 1st cent. AD] 'You will see the Son of man seated at the right hand of Power, and coming with the clouds of heaven'.
Rom 13:12: The day is at hand.
1 Cor 7:29: The appointed time has grown very short; from now on, let those who have wives live as though they had none.
1 Cor 7:31: For the form of this world is passing away.
Phil 4:5: The Lord is coming soon.
1 Thess 4:15: We who are alive, who are left until the coming of the Lord.
Hebrews 1:2: In these last days he has spoken to us by a Son.
Hebews 10:37: For yet a little while, and the coming one shall come and shall not tarry.
James 5:8: The coming of the Lord is at hand.
1 Peter 1:20: He [Christ] was destined before the foundation of the world but was made manifest at the end of the times.
1 Peter 4:7: The end of all things is at hand.
1 John 2:18: It is the last hour; and as you have heard that antichrist is coming.
Rev 1:1: The revelation of Jesus Christ (i.e., the end of the world)...to show to his servants what must soon take place.
Rev 3:11: [Jesus said] 'I am coming soon'.
Rev 22:6: And the Lord...has sent his angel to show his servants what must soon take place.
Rev 22:20: [Jesus said] 'Surely I am coming soon'.


Contradictory Scripture
God good to all, or just a few?
PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

War or Peace?
EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.

Who is the father of Joseph?
MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.

Who was at the Empty Tomb? Is it :
MAT 28:1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.
MAR 16:1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.
JOH 20:1 The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.

Is Jesus equal to or lesser than?
JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.

Which first--beasts or man?
GEN 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
GEN 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

The number of beasts in the ark
GEN 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
GEN 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, GEN 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

How many stalls and horsemen?
KI1 4:26 And Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen.
CH2 9:25 And Solomon had four thousand stalls for horses and chariots, and twelve thousand horsemen; whom he bestowed in the chariot cities, and with the king at Jerusalem.

Is it folly to be wise or not?
PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that in- creaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
1 Cor.1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and wil bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."

Human vs. ghostly impregnation
ACT 2:30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, ac- cording to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;
MAT 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came togeth- er, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

The sins of the father
ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the chil- dren, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

The bat is not a bird
LEV 11:13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomina- tion: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
LEV 11:14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
LEV 11:15 Every raven after his kind;
LEV 11:16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
LEV 11:17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
LEV 11:18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
LEV 11:19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapw- ing, and the bat.
DEU 14:11 Of all clean birds ye shall eat.
DEU 14:12 But these are they of which ye shall not eat: the ea- gle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
DEU 14:13 And the glede, and the kite, and the vulture after his kind,
DEU 14:14 And every raven after his kind,
DEU 14:15 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
DEU 14:16 The little owl, and the great owl, and the swan,
DEU 14:17 And the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the cor- morant,
DEU 14:18 And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Rabbits do not chew their cud
LEV 11:6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
'Gerah', the term which appears in the MT means (chewed) cud, and also perhaps grain, or berry (also a 20th of a sheckel, but I think that we can agree that that is irrelevant here). It does *not* mean dung, and there is a perfectly adequate Hebrew word for that, which could have been used. Furthermore, the phrase translated 'chew the cud' in the KJV is more exactly 'bring up the cud'. Rabbits do not bring up anything; they let it go all the way through, then eat it again. The description given in Leviticus is inaccurate, and that's that. Rabbits do eat their own dung; they do not bring anything up and chew on it.

Insects do NOT have four feet
LEV 11:21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
LEV 11:22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.
LEV 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

Snails do not melt
PSA 58:8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.

Fowl from waters or ground?
GEN 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
GEN 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

Odd genetic engineering
GEN 30:39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

The shape of the earth
ISA 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:
MAT 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
Astromical bodies are spherical, and you cannot see the entire exterior surface from anyplace. The kingdoms of Egypt, China, Greece, Crete, sections of Asia Minor, India, Maya (in Mexico), Carthage (North Africa), Rome (Italy), Korea, and other settlements from these kingdoms of the world were widely distributed.

Snakes, while built low, do not eat dirt
GEN 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

Earth supported?
JOB 26:7 He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.
JOB 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
Heaven supported too
JOB 26:11 The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.

The hydrological cycle
ECC 1:7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.
JOB 38:22 Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,
Storehouses are not part of the cycle

Order of creation
Here is the order in the first (Genesis 1), the Priestly tradition:
Day 1: Sky, Earth, light
Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)
Day 3: Plants
Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)
Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)
Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)
Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off anyone ever did)
Note that there are "days", "evenings", and "mornings" before the Sun was created. Here, the Deity is referred to as "Elohim", which is a plural, thus the literal translation, "the Gods". In this tale, the Gods seem satisfied with what they have done, saying after each step that "it was good".
The second one (Genesis 2), the Yahwist tradition, goes:
Earth and heavens (misty)
Adam, the first man (on a desolate Earth)
Plants
Animals
Eve, the first woman (from Adam's rib)

How orderly were things created?
#1: Step-by-step. The only discrepancy is that there is no Sun or Moon or stars on the first three "days".
#2: God fixes things up as he goes. The first man is lonely, and is not satisfied with animals. God finally creates a woman for him. (funny thing that an omniscient god would forget things)

How satisfied with creation was he?
#1: God says "it was good" after each of his labors, and rests on the seventh day, evidently very satisfied.
#2: God has to fix up his creation as he goes, and he would certainly not be very satisfied with the disobedience of that primordial couple. (funny thing that an omniscient god would forget things)

Moses' personality
Num.12:3: "Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the fact of the earth."
Num.31:14, 17, 18: "And Moses was wroth...And Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman, ... But all the women children ... keep alive for yourselves."

Righteous live?
Ps.92:12: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree."
Isa.57:1: "The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart."

Acts 1:18: "Now this man (Judas) purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."
Matt. 27:5-7: "And he (Judas) cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. And the chief priests...bought with them the potter's field."

Jesus' first sermon plain or mount?
Matt.5:1,2: "And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying...."
Luke6:17,20: "And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people...came to hear him.. And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said..."

Jesus' last words
Matt.27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."
Luke23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."
John19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."

Years of famine
II SAMUEL 24:13: So God came to David, and told him, and said unto him, shall SEVEN YEARS OF FAMINE come unto thee in thy land? or will thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue. thee?
I CHRONICLES 21:11: SO God came to David, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Choose thee. Either THREE YEARS OF FAMINE or three months to be destryed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies overtaketh thee;

Moved David to anger?
II SAMUEL 24: And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Isreal and Judah.
I CHRONICLES 21: And SATAN stood up against Isreal, and provoked David to number Israel.

The GENEALOGY OF JESUS?
In two places in the New Testament the genealogy of Jesus son of Mary (PBUH) is mentioned. Matthew 1:6-16 and Luke 3:23-31. Each gives the ancestors of Joseph the CLAIMED husband of Mary and Step father of Jesus(PBUH). The first one starts from Abraham(verse 2) all the way down to Jesus. The second one from Jesus all the way back to Adam. The only common name to these two lists between David and Jesus is JOSEPH, How can this be true? and also How can Jesus have a genealogy when all Muslims and most Christians believe that Jesus had/has no father.

God be seen?
Exod. 24:9,10; Amos 9:1; Gen. 26:2; and John 14:9
God CAN be seen:
"And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (Ex. 33:23)
"And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend." (Ex. 33:11)
"For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved." (Gen. 32:30)
God CANNOT be seen:
"No man hath seen God at any time." (John 1:18)
"And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live." (Ex. 33:20)
"Whom no man hath seen nor can see." (1 Tim. 6:16)

CRUEL, UNMERCIFUL, DESTRUCTIVE, and FEROCIOUS or KIND, MERCIFUL, and GOOD:
"I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy." (Jer. 13:14) "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not, but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling."
"The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy." (James 5:11)
"For his mercy endureth forever." (1 Chron. 16:34)
"The Lord is good to all, and his tender mercies are over all his works." (Ps. 145:9)
"God is love." (1 John 4:16)

Tempts?
"And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham." (Gen 22:1)
"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man." (James 1:13)

Judas died how?
"And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed, and went out and hanged himself." (Matt. 27:5)
"And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out." (Acts 1:18)

Ascend to heaven
"And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." (2 Kings 2:11)
"No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, ... the Son of Man." (John 3:13)

What was Jesus' prediction regarding Peter's denial?
Before the cock crow - Matthew 26:34
Before the cock crow twice - Mark 14:30

How many times did the cock crow?
MAR 14:72 And the second time the cock crew. And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept.
MAT 26:74 Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.
MAT 26:75 And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he went out, and wept bitterly.
LUK 22:60 And Peter said, Man, I know not what thou sayest. And immediately, while he yet spake, the cock crew.
LUK 22:61 And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
JOH 13:38 Jesus answered him, Wilt thou lay down thy life for my sake? Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The cock shall not crow, still thou hast denied me thrice.
JOH 18:27 Peter then denied again: and immediately the cock crew.

Who killed Saul
SA1 31:4 Then said Saul unto his armourbearer, Draw thy sword, and thrust me through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and thrust me through, and abuse me. But his armourbearer would not; for he was sore afraid. Therefore Saul took a sword, and fell upon it.
SA1 31:5 And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, he fell likewise upon his sword, and died with him.
SA1 31:6 So Saul died, and his three sons, and his armourbearer, and all his men, that same day together.
SA2 1:15 And David called one of the young men, and said, Go near, and fall upon him. And he smote him that he died.

How many beatitudes in the Sermon on the Mount
MAT 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the king- dom of heaven.
MAT 5:4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comfort- ed.
MAT 5:5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
MAT 5:6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
MAT 5:7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
MAT 5:8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
MAT 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
MAT 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteous- ness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
MAT 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and per- secute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
LUK 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
LUK 6:21 Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.
LUK 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
LUK 6:23 Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.

Does every man sin?
KI1 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;
CH2 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;
PRO 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?
ECC 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.
JO1 1:8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
JO1 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to for- give us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
JO1 1:10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
JO1 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Who bought potter's field
ACT 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of ini- quity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.
ACT 1:19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is called in their proper tongue, Acelda- ma, that is to say, The field of blood.
MAT 27:6 And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood.
MAT 27:7 And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in.
MAT 27:8 Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood, unto this day.

Who prophesied the potter's field?
Matthew 27:9-10 (mentions Jeremy but no such verse in Jeremiah) is in Zechariah 11:12-13

Who bears guilt?
GAL 6:2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
GAL 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.

Do you answer a fool?
PRO 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
PRO 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

How many children did Michal, the daughter of Saul, have?
SA2 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.
SA2 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:

How old was Jehoiachin when he began to reign?
KI2 24:8 Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months. And his mother's name was Nehushta, the daughter of Elnathan of Jerusalem.
CH2 36:9 Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD.

Marriage?
Proverbs 18:22
1 Corinthians 7 (whole book. See 1,2,27,39,40)

Did those with Saul/Paul at his conversion hear a voice?
ACT 9:7 And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.
ACT 22:9 And they that were with me saw indeed the light, and were afraid; but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.

Where was Jesus three days after his baptism?
MAR 1:12 And immediately the spirit driveth him into the wilder- ness.
JOH 1:35 Again the next day after John stood, and two of his disciples;
(various trapsing)

How many apostles were in office between the resurection and ascention?
1 Corinthians 15:5 (12)
Matthew 27:3-5 (minus one from 12)
Acts 1:9-26 (Mathias not elected until after resurrection)
MAT 28:16 Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them.

Judging
1 Cor 3:15 " The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment:" (NIV)
1 Cor 4:5 " Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men's hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God."

Good deeds
Matt 5:16 "In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven." (NIV)
Matt 6:3-4 "But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secert. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." (NIV)

For or against?
MAT 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
(default is against)
MAR 9:40 For he that is not against us is on our part.
(default is for)
LUK 9:50 And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.
(default is for)

Whom did they see at the tomb?
MAT 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.
MAT 28:3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow:
MAT 28:4 And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became as dead men.
MAT 28:5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.
MAR 16:5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted.
LUK 24:4 And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:
JOH 20:12 And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain.
God change?
malachi 3:6
james 1:17
1 samuel 15:29
jonah 3:10
genesis 6:6

Destruction of cities (what said was jeremiah was zechariah)
MAT 27:9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, And they took the thirty pieces of silver, the price of him that was valued, whom they of the children of Israel did value;
zechariah 11:11-13
(nothing in Jeremiah remotely like)

Who's sepulchers
acts 7:16
genesis 23:17,18

Strong drink?
proverbs 31:6,7
john 2:11-11

When second coming?
MAT 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
MAR 13:30 Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.
LUK 21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.
1 thessalonians 4:15-18

Solomon's overseers
550 in I Kings 9:23
250 in II Chron 8:10

The mother of Abijah:
Maachah the daughter of Absalom 2 Chron 9:20
Michaiah the daughter of Uriel 2 Chron 13:2

When did Baasha die?
26th year of the reign of Asa I Kings 16:6-8
36th year of the reign of Asa I 2 Chron 16:1

How old was Ahaziah when he began to reign?
22 in 2 Kings 8:26
42 in 2 Chron 22:2

Who was Josiah's successor?
Jehoahaz - 2 Chron 36:1
Shallum - Jeremiah 22:11

The differences in the census figures of Ezra and Nehemiah.

What was the color of the robe placed on Jesus during his trial?
scarlet - Matthew 27:28
purple John 19:2

What did they give him to drink?
vinegar - Matthew 27:34
wine with myrrh - Mark 15:23

How long was Jesus in the tomb?
Depends where you look; Matthew 12:40 gives Jesus prophesying that he will spend "three days and three nights in the heart of the earth", and Mark 10:34 has "after three days (meta treis emeras) he will rise again". As far as I can see from a quick look, the prophecies have "after three days", but the post-resurrection narratives have "on the third day".

Here’s a thought: rather than focusing on the controversial scriptures, it might be helpful to try to understand why they were included in scripture. What historical circumstances may have led the ancient Israelite writers (and their later editors) to write the scriptures that we have today? What would the scripture passages have meant to them? Then, I think we’re maybe in a better position to begin asking the question of what they mean for us, today.

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Originally posted by snuka:
Here’s a thought: rather than focusing on the controversial scriptures, it might be helpful to try to understand why they were included in scripture. What historical circumstances may have led the ancient Israelite writers (and their later editors) to write the scriptures that we have today? What would the scripture passages have meant to them? Then, I think we’re maybe in a better position to begin asking the question of what they mean for us, today.

Here's why:
Manipulation of thought. The bible was written to suit the needs of those in power to keep the people slaves in the mind. Plain and simple. The bible is simply an owners manual for mind-control (for the weak-minded). I can re-word your comment:
"Here's a thought, why don't we look past the lies and misrepresentation, and just ignore the indiscrepancies, and believe that this book is going to save our lives...even though its all total garbage!"

eh, its whatever. I think REAL thinkers, and real people rise above assimilation, and mass religion. A relationship with a higher being (if one chooses that path) is a personal thing. No one should be expected to spend every sunday giving money to a greedy church to hear more mind-numbing nonsense from an idiot to claims to speak the word of an imaginary-ghost-like creature who is keeping tabs on us like an eternal Santa Claus. I have better things to do with my time...like, talk about acting!!!

The Lord Jesus Christ said in, MATTHEW 5: 17-19, (New Living Translation Version of the Bible), "Don't misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to fulfill them. I assure you, until heaven and earth disappear, even the smallest detail of God's law will remain until its purpose is achieved. So if you break the smallest commandment and teach others to do the same, you will be the least in the Kingdom of Heaven. But anyone who obeys God's laws and teaches them will be great in the Kingdom of Heaven."

If Jesus did not come to abolish the law, does that mean all the Old Testament laws still apply to us today? In the Old Testament, there were three categories of law: ceremonial, civil and moral.

1) The CEREMONIAL LAW related specifically to Israel's worship (see Leviticus 1:2, 3, for example). Its primary purpose was to point forward to Jesus Christ; these laws, therefore, were no longer necessary after Jesus' death and resurrection. While we are no longer bound by ceremonial law, the principles behind them - to worship and love a holy God - still apply. Jesus was often accused by the Pharisees of violating ceremonial law.

2) The CIVIL LAW applied to daily living in Israel (see Deuteronomy 24:10, 11, for example). Because modern society and culture are so radically different from that time and setting, all of these guidelines cannot be followed specifically. But the principles behind the commands are timeless and should guide our conduct. Jesus demonstrated these principles by example.

3) The MORAL LAW (such as the Ten Commandments) is the direct command of God, and it requires strict obedience (see Exodus 20:13, for example). The moral law reveals the nature and will of God, and it still applies today. Jesus obeyed the moral law completely.

Thorough Research and Study

When you study the bible one has to consider a number of factors.

1. When was it written.

2. Why did God institute such commands.

3. Who was the audience.

4. Research the nations surrounding the children of Israel.

Case in point. Anything that was blemished or damaged was unacceptable to God. This was before the children of Israel entered the land God had given to them. God desired that they be distinct from their pagan neighbors in practice and lifestyle. If you note later in Isaiah 56 that eunuchs were accepted into the God's covenant. There are many things in the OT that are not pertinent to today. They do serve as an example of God's guidance and direction.

In the case of slavery what happened to black slaves was plain economics and had nothing to do with spirituality. I know that ripping apart families is NOT part of God's itinery. Slaveowners used the bible to justify what they were doing.

Sodom and Gomorrah were destryed not because of homosexuality but because of inhospitality. This is mentioned in both the OT and NT (Jude).
It is important to do a thorough search of the scriptures because loosely tossed out scriptures have, in many cases, been used to justify some of the evils perpetrated on others.

Dear Snuka,

When we extract the pretty sounding, yet logically bankrupt, historically bankrupt double speak from your posts, we are left with this:

Your post is not your own thoughts, you don't offer any of your own thoughts EVER -- I've seen all these thoughts before about a million times from the lower level sheep religionists. Your post is a carefully worded justification for EVIL. That's right, EVIL. It's carefully worded to sound logical, but it's nonsense.

Slavery is EVIL. Your book promotes it. It is not the word of God, it is the word of white people controlling people like you -- written 2,000 years ago, and edited constantly by human beings to control the masses.

It is a book filled with horrors and evil. Yes, I know there are pretty parts, too. And I do like some of those parts.

And the "New Living Translation" you dare to quote from has NOTHING, that's right, NOTHING to do with the original scriptures.

It is a sanitized bible written by modern white people. Don't you know that? How can you call modern revisions and edits the word of God??????!!!!!!!! Readers can conclude a lot about you when you quote from a book you call the bible, but it isn't even what was originally written!!!!!

Snuka, your morals frighten me and any modern person. Your logic skills frighten me. Your lack of understanding of history frighten me.

Never once did you respond to my early questions and quotes specifically. You insulted me and ignored me -- which I predicted from the beginning.

Stay away from children. The messages you offer are ruining this planet, and are the biggest cause of war on earth.

Snuka, you are listening to the devil in disguise, so cleverly disguised, you have no idea you are promoting the views of the devil.

The planet is in a giant war -- between the lower religionists and the higher, newer THINKERS and SPIRITUALISTS. It is a war between the Patriarchal religion and Masculine/Femininely balanced spiritual systems, that are compatible with science.

Ultimately, Patriarchal religions will fall into the ash heap of history along with all the absurd fairy tales of the past. Unfortunately, if those like Snuka continue to get their way, more people will die in wars before evolution kills off the primitive stupids. Evolution is perfectly ok with wars. But I, as a human being, am so saddened by it.

I am a deeply spiritual person, with a deep relationship to the Gods of this universe. The awesome intelligence of this universe is apparent. The intelligent design of this universe is apparent. It is God. It is alive. It is scientific. And it has nothing, nothing, nothing to do with your way of looking at the world Snuka.

It's like Monkeys telling Einstein he is wrong...religionists versus scientists...patriarchal religionsists versus integrative spiritualists.

Snuka, read up on Spiral Dynamics. Let us know where you believe you fit on the evolutionary scale.

- Jason

JBActors (Jason),

All that I needed to say has been said.

I respond to you not to entertain you but for others that are reading this.

I've answered your questions. You choose to reject the answers and that's your choice.

I kick the dust off of my shoes and I'm moving on.

The fact remains, your god, (Jesus) doesn't love all humans, or all living creatures for that matter. This is not the type of entity I wish to admire and praise. End of story.

avidactor,

You don't know the Lord Jesus Christ. You don't understand the depth of His sacrifice. God is love! End of story.

not end of story
it's not fair to assume that religion & beliefs & the TRUTH is your way or no way
that is just crazy & unfair
& that's how you see it & quite frankly it's insulting as hell.

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Originally posted by emmyaward4:
not end of story
it's not fair to assume that religion & beliefs & the TRUTH is your way or no way
that is just crazy & unfair
& that's how you see it & quite frankly it's insulting as hell.

Emmyaward4, your problem is not with Snuka, but with the whole of Christianity. Snuka couldn't even call himself a Christian unless he regarded Christ as final and ultimate TRUTH. If you expect him to stop believing that Christ is the ONLY way . . . well, as you put it "that is just crazy & unfair."
You can hardly expect Snuka to turn his back on Jesus--which is exactly what he'd be doing if he crumbled under pressure, and said that "everyone's individual truth is valid."

Once again, those who hate Christianity are much better off ignoring Snuka's posts. "Confronting" and attacking him will not make him stop. In fact, you all simply reinforce the things that the Scriptures say will happen when people share God's Word. I still don't "get" why some of you think that Christianity is the only subject that's unacceptable for the "off topic" board. If you don't believe in Christianity, feel free to write about whatever you do believe. Whether you're a Muslim, Buddhist, Jewish, or an Atheist. I highly doubt that Snuka would attack any of you, just because he doesn't share your belief system. He just wants equal freedom to talk about what he believes in.

I imagine many of you pride yourselves on our nation's legacy of "free speech." Well, religious speech is some of the most protected speech under that premise. Yes, I realize this is a private site, so there is no guarantee of "free speech" here. Nevertheless, unless the moderator has barred religious speech here, then Snuka has every right to use this section to share God's Word.

Conversely, you all obviously have the right to complain about it. I'm just warning you that it will accomplish nothing. If you are so troubled by God's Word, you'll be much better off either ignoring Snuka's posts, or channeling your anger to talk about whatever it is that you do believe in. The opposition that Snuka encounters only serves to remind him that he is a true child of God, disciple of Christ, and laborer in the mission field.

i never said he should change ( I would never ask any of my friends to do that) I never said that, but it's NOT the only way
other people have beliefs as well
Christ is not the only way, I find that ridiculous
I KNOW that's what HE believes but i want to make it clear that i do not
I am a good person & find it insulting when someone says on an acting board I am going to hell, see that is exactly why this does not belong here, take into a christain forum.

why shouldn't i reply to him you do, alot!!
I have a right, he brought it here to begin with I Can rebutt

Dont get upset Emmy, these people clearly have NO intelligence. The only thing activated said that suggests he/she/it has any semblance of brain matter is that if we keep arguing with Snuka, it will just keep going around in circles.
I think it is a great topic, but when you're dealing with a true "christian", as these people would like to believe, you're dealing with true ignorance. You will never sway a christian to believe that if you don't agree with them you won't be going to hell.
I am ok with this to an extent. The main reason why I'm ok with this is, is because I know there is no such thing as hell. There never was, nor will there ever be ANY evidence to convince me otherwise. And if some ignorant christian says, "it says so in the bible", well, I take no stock in that "glorified comic book". It was written by ignorant men, who constantly revised it, manipulated its words, and destroyed its intended message to begin with.
What DOES bother me, is the philosphy of it all. The fact that ingrained in minds of these people there is a hierarchy to the world. And those at the top are christians. They feel they are entitled to run the world and take over any other belief. They feel they have to "save" us, when clearly, they are the ones that need the help.
My only message to these types of people (because not all christians are like this) is that its not YOUR job to tell others how to live. You say one man cannot sit in judgement of another (because that is God's job), yet, you try and demonize anyone that doesn't agree with you. God see's that, and he will be punishing you! haha. Most christians are hypocrites. Live, and let live. I went to a christian forum yesterday and saw what people were writing about Barack Obama. The nerve of these people! They were saying they would not vote for him because he has ties to muslim beliefs. They say they would never vote for anyone that has religious ties to those who cut people's heads off. Hmmm, Christianity is synonomous with torture. Spanish inquisition, halocaust, crusades, etc, etc, etc. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
Christianity seems to be a huge joke. Its a contradiction. But, its fun to watch these jokers backpeddle with their mind-numbing rubuttals. Technically, this topic DOES belong here, because I'm amused and entertained as all hell!

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Originally posted by snuka:
avidactor,

You don't know the Lord Jesus Christ. You don't understand the depth of His sacrifice. God is love! End of story.

This is priceless. God is love. But, if I don't look at God the same way YOU do, that love turns to eternal hatred where I am placed in fire and brimstone for all of time. Please. This is your way to convince people to live like you? "If you don't, you're going to hell!" ooooohhhh. Im not scared of your tactics, and you know what? Neither is anyone else who has enough sense to question the so-called "word" of the lord. You're right, I don't know Jesus. I wasn't around when he existed. I DO; however, know crazy leanard down the street. He claims to be the son of the lord too! Maybe he's the SECOND COMING!! I can only imagine if the national inquirer were around during the Age of Jesus. We'd have a bunch of nuts worshipping bat boy!...Wait, I think he DOES have a good sized following (the show is awesome). All Hail Bat Boy!!!

activaed or OR?
similar names

Regarding the LORD, to those who have faith no proof is needed that God is real.

Regarding the LORD, to those who have no faith, no amount of evidence is enough to prove that God is real.

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Originally posted by snuka:
Regarding the LORD, to those who have faith no proof is needed that God is real.

Regarding the LORD, to those who have no faith, no amount of evidence is enough to prove that God is real.

The problem you STILL dont seem to GET, isnt an issue of faith. I believe in God. My God does not punish those who access their faith differently. You (like I've said billions of times before) ignore whats being said to you, and you try and twist it into something different (typical christian reaction). No one here is questioning whether or no