Equal time for bird lovers...

This is INSANE.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=penguin+fro...an&search_type=&aq=f

DAMN IT, I wish I could get on youtube! this topic sounds too great not to be seen! If its killer penguins, awesome! If its the pittsburgh penguins getting killed by killer penguins, even better! (sorry, im a caps fan) If its a bunch of polar bears eating penguins, rock on! If its the Pittsburgh Penguins getting eaten by polar bears, Im going to rip out our internet connection solely so my boss has to get updated internet so I could watch it! Im going to get some popcorn.....

why is it that almost every cute animal is dangerous? I can't even look at a panda bear without wanting to hug it.

That's very interesting.

I heard that even Koala Bears can scratch your eyes out (it almost happened to me on this very board).

What a fabulous idea for a film: "THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER KOALAS." We'll have a CGI Koala the size of a Volkswagen, and then we'll get Paris Hilton to play the disturbed scientist, and then...

then get corey hartman as the badass cop with nothing to lose who risks everything to save an entire town from killer koalas. He loses his eye in the bloody battle but can see the lives of the people he saved everywhere. fade to black, insert: inspirational music.

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Originally posted by Matthew Schuck:
then get corey hartman as the badass cop with nothing to lose who risks everything to save an entire town from killer koalas. He loses his eye in the bloody battle but can see the lives of the people he saved everywhere. fade to black, insert: inspirational music.

DAMN, I LIKE YOUR VISION.

Would Handel's "Messiah" be over the top?

dude hell no lol I smell a trilogy coming on.

Trilogy, huh?

Well... okay! I see you in some sort of EXECUTIVE capacity, Matt.

With some serious financing, we'll need a stronger cast. Much stronger.

Russell Crowe: Vince U. Calyptus, Koala Killer
Cate Blanchett: Dr. Vegamite, the Scientist
Nicole Kidman: Susan Plate A. Puss, the Sexy Vixen
Christopher Walken: The Koala, as a child

Steven Spielberg, Director
M. Schuck, Executive Producer
Music by John Williams
CGI Graphics by George Lucas' Skywalker Productions
A Dreamworks Production


SOMEBODY STOP ME, PLEASE!!!

we should get shia labeouf. People love shia labeouf. Maybe get him for #2. Robert let's make this happen!

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Originally posted by Matthew Schuck:
we should get shia labeouf. People love shia labeouf. Maybe get him for #2. Robert let's make this happen!

Hey I want in on this too! I think since we're gonna CGI the hell outta this thing, lets have an animated version of Steve Irwin getting eaten alive by the bear!
What? Too soon?

no it was perfect. How about you play the Russian penguin trainer? who dies in the middle and gives the penquin a new meaning to fight only to be brought back for the sequal.

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Originally posted by Matthew Schuck:
no it was perfect. How about you play the Russian penguin trainer? who dies in the middle and gives the penquin a new meaning to fight only to be brought back for the sequal.

Brilliant! Matt, I smell an Oscar!

oh fuck yeah!!!

If this thread doesn't convince everyone that actors are insane, nothing will.

I love it.

POWER TO THE PENGUINS!!

just tell Happy Feet to kiss my bumper.