Hey all... I'm going to audition for a host spot for one of my university's late night shows... it sounds cool and I think it's a good way for me to get some on camera experience (because I'm still new to acting)... the email I received says "Be prepared with a memorized comedic opening monologue at least three (3) minutes long"... anyone have any good ones they could recommend? Thanks!!

That's a tough one- Hell you better watch D. Letterman, J. Kimmel, and a few of those guys. Borrow from them or hear one of theirs and paraphrase it. lol !! Hope that helps !