I don't think any breakdown can top this!

This was seriously posted on Nowcasting!

I wonder if there were serious actors who actually submitted for this.

"Happy Ending"
Written and Directed by Doug Paige

STAN - Lead / MALE / 18 TO 22
STAN: 18-22, Young, funny, but awkward at times, good looking. He is stress case and decides he wants a massage. But with this massage he would like a "HAPPY ENDING" he has never done this before and is not sure how it is suppose to work. Actor MUST be comfortable with on screen full frontal nudity, having an erection and does not have a problem being massaged by the actress.

Story Line: BOTH ACTORS MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH SEXUAL SITUATIONS . There will be several quick shots of the Actress trying to give Stan a "Happy Ending" but will be done tastefully, actors must be comfortable with this.

Story of STAN, a young man who has set out on a goal to receive a "happy ending" from a masseuse. The masseuse has also just started giving massages without a license but is trying to act professional. They both are awkward and nervous as they try to figure each other out. As they both "beat around the bush." Improv experience is helpful.

STAN: 18-22, Young, funny, but awkward at times, good looking. He is stress case and decides he wants a massage. But with this massage he would like a "HAPPY ENDING" he has never done this before and is not sure how it is suppose to work. Actor MUST be comfortable with full frontal nudity.

GWEN: 35-50, She decides to start giving massages out of her apartment. She is struggling with the current economy, she is not a licensed masseuse. Must be good with comedy. Must be comfortable with implied sexual conduct.

Looking for actors that can play this REAL!

For Fuck's sake!! REPORT that to them- DISGUSTING!!!!!!

That was the first thing I did when i saw it.

Everyone has a story to tell, the beauty is we all have the power to tell it OUR OWN WAY.
Take a breather It's just a movie. (I may be wrong)..
Funny I was on set and a very well known actor/musician and he was telling his 2 stories of "HAPPY ENDINGS" (Like 2 nights ago..)
It's a phrase I'm sure most of you know this goes on ...Craigslist.."Massage Parlors," over seas..it's pretty much an upgrade of HOLT in Pomona.
It's a real life issue that in my opinion should be brought to the peoples eyes, in what ever creative way the writer wrote it.

I agree with both of you guys but to each their own and we must respect it.

Just giving my opinions through my life expereiences and Hollywood, not saying it's right or wrong, good or bad....

Oh come on! It's pretty much porn. The breakdowns couldn't be anymore obvious.

"Brought to the people's eyes?" Everyone knows about Happy Endings. I get them myself.

Stuff about Happy Endings has been done and tastefully WITHOUT showing full frontal nudity or an actress actually giving a happy ending. One such example is Scrubs where Ken Jenkin's character Dr. Bob Kelso goes to an Asian massage parlor and only his upper torso is shown and it's super obvious what's going on with his excitement and other expressions.

Since you respect it, go on Nowcasting and apply.

Hey Miss Stone!

Nowcasting responded to my report and have removed the posting and the casting director until he responds.

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Originally posted by TRUTHTELLER59:
Hey Miss Stone!

Nowcasting responded to my report and have removed the posting and the casting director until he responds.

Good! Thank GOD! I was having trouble getting through some of the replies in this thread and was about to get into it with Ron Jeremy there, then I glanced down and read your post.

Thnaks for having a clue and reporting that. Enough is enough.

Hey Paradice! Did you submit for this "project" before I got Nowcasting to remove it?

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Originally posted by TRUTHTELLER59:
Hey Paradice! Did you submit for this "project" before I got Nowcasting to remove it?

I think so. But hey, who can blame him/her? Who DOESN'T love a Happy Ending?!?

As long as there's porn one will never go hungry, right?