There is a secret power some Actors have
There is a Magickal power in some performances

What if you had the power to:

• Win Every Audition?
  
• Capture and Hold Every Audience?
  
• Fill all cells of your body with Arcane Energy?
  
• Draw every eye to you and hold them?
  
• Always be lucky and never have an accident?

It is not by chance you are reading this notice. I am an Initiated Teacher of the Mysteries and an Archmage in the Lineage of Ancient Lost Lands. I have cast my intention and powers outward and you have been drawn to read these words. I will teach a group of aspirants the Sacred Science of Magick and Arts of the Bard. With this knowledge you will
connect with powerful Spiritual Guides and Patrons, who will give you the ability to reach pinnacles that few even know exist. You will go forth and draw the people and opportunities to you that you need to become famous.

This once in a lifetime opportunity will take place on Sat. Sept. 20 in Manhattan. This is not a class in Acting; this is a experience in
claiming power. This is the beginning of a process of transformation unlike anything you have ever experienced before. Investment $222

To be considered; call (718) 497-1270 or email
TeachingMaster@AscensionHouse.org

Fame and Fortune offer no second chances

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My sentiments exactly.

Ew? I laughed out loud! Thanks for this post, it's got much funny.

Hehe.
LOL!