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I forgot the name of the movie but "You know how to wistle don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow."

I think Lauren Bacall said that to Humphrey Bogart in To Have & Have Not. Not positive though.

I know thats not it. I keep thinking its a boy/girl name title.

Thisismyusername is right. Oh and I should add Starwars "May the force be with you."

How can nobody mention Dumb and Dumber.



"There's two of them, one of them has a gun"

"Did you pay the gas bill?"



"I traded the van for it straight up"



"It's Peety, he's dead"

"Oh what happened, Har?"

"His head fell off. Yeah he was pretty old."



"That's it, I'm tired of this dump. We have no food, we have no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off!"



"You're in luck, there is a town about 5 miles that way, I am sure you will find a couple of guys there."



"I can't believe we have searched all day and could not find one job in this town."

"Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week."



"So, why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"

"How'd you guess?"

"Well I saw your luggage, and when I noticed the plane ticket I put 2 and 2 together."

ahh, i should be ashamed for leaving that one off!

"Samsonite! I was way off"

"thats a great pair of hooters you got there"

"more like one in a million....So you're telling me theres a chance"

HAHA, such a funny movie! Although i cant watch the second one...not that its bad, but just some personal stuff.

cuz I hate it. LOL.

I've waited a while to respond to this one ... I had a mind block, but I'll give it a go ...

1. The Princess Bride ~ "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "You seem a decent fellow ... I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow ... I'd hate to die." "Inconceivable!" "Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?" "Yes." "Morons." "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!" "Get back, witch!" "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!"

2. Spaceballs ~ "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!" "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." and one of my favorites: "What's happening? Where is this in the movie?" "Now, sir. What's happening, now is happening now." "What happened to then?" "We passed it." "When?" "Just now." "Now?" "Now!" "Why?" "We missed it." "When?" "Just now." "When will then be now?" "Soon." "How soon?"

3. French Kiss ~ (I probably wouldn't have put this on my list, but josy_blue is right.) ~ "Happy - smile. Sad - frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion!" "I don't know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting are not the same thing." "I get around as nature intended - in a car!" "You'll be one of those grumpy old men sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself, 'My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.'" "Fester, fester, fester. Rot, rot, rot."

4. When Harry Met Sally ... ~ "I'll take an apple pie a la mode. But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing." "Not even the pie?" "No, the pie, but then not heated." "I am not your consolation prize, Harry." "I'll have what she's having."

5. Dogma ~ "Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence." "No ticket." "I think that God is dead." "The sign of a true Catholic." (Hospital P. A.) "I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you."

6. :-) Evolution ~ "Shouldn't we call the government to help us out on this?" "Absolutely not! I know those people." "I'll get the lubricant..." "No time for lubricant!" "There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!" "Ladies, ladies, there's a terrifying alien bird menacing the mall. Can we focus?" "Snag it!" "Snag it?" "Yeah. Come on, it's for science." "I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!"

7. :-D The X-Files, movie an TV show. I'll spare you the quotes, cuz I could go on forever!

I too wanted reply about French Kiss! Nobody really thinks that much about it, but it is a great film! You and JosyBlue are absolutely right! My favorite is "Beautiful! Gorgeous! Wish you were here." French Kiss...we should put it on the underrated list!

Aww, man, now you've got me going..."The captain says there is a crack in the engine, but, no worry, we take off anyway...", "What can I say? I'm an a$$hole.", "I hate Paris...Why oh why do I hate Paris? Because my love is there....with his slut girlfriend..."



On a side note, I should give honarable mentions to Sid and Nancy ("I don't wanna be a punk no more, I think I'll become a rude boy instead" and, of course, "You're boring, Sidney, boring, boring, boring...")

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How can nobody mention Dumb and Dumber.

"There's two of them, one of them has a gun"
"Did you pay the gas bill?"

"I traded the van for it straight up"

"It's Peety, he's dead"
"Oh what happened, Har?"
"His head fell off. Yeah he was pretty old."

"That's it, I'm tired of this dump. We have no food, we have no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off!"

"You're in luck, there is a town about 5 miles that way, I am sure you will find a couple of guys there."

"I can't believe we have searched all day and could not find one job in this town."
"Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week."

"So, why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
"How'd you guess?"
"Well I saw your luggage, and when I noticed the plane ticket I put 2 and 2 together."

Ace Ventura 1 and 2!!

I can't believe you are the only person who mentioned OFFICE SPACE.

"ex..ex..excuse me. I..I. be..believe yo..you have m..m.mmm.mmyyyyy...my sta...stapler"

"I don't really like my job so, I don't think I'm going to go any more."
"What about your bills"
"Yeah, I don't really like to pay those, so I'm going to stop doing that too"

"Looks like somebody has the case of the Mundays."

What about Blazing Saddles? "We would like to give you a laurel... and hearty handshake."

Young Frankenstein: "Werewolf! Where wolf? There wolf!"

I Heart Huckabees: "We're not in infinity; we're in the suburbs."

"Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

"Tommy Corn: What are you doing tomorrow?
Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?
Tommy Corn: What time?
Albert Markovski: Mmm... one, one-thirty.
Tommy Corn: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
Albert Markovski: We always do."

Finally! I was about to give up on this crowd! Ferris Bueller's Day Off was by the the most quotable film ever...

Bueller.....

Even at the Rennaisance Faire I heard the actors quoting that movie just this week !!!

Maybe it's because I'm a college student, but us kids in the theatre department are constantly quoting Finding Nemo.
"What's the matter?"
"The mask, it's gone!"
"Aw, did ya drop it?"
"No, YOU dropped it!"

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming."

"Hi, my name's Dory and I uh, don't think I've ever eaten a fish before. Wow, feels good to get that off my chest."

"He's lost his son, Fabio"

"AH something's got me!"
"That's me."
"Oh, are you my conscience?"
"Why yes, we haven't spoken in a while, how are you doing?"
"Eh, can't complain."

And I could go on and on and on and on...