Here's the top 5 questions not to ask a toy store employee, unless you want to drive them batty:

1. Can you call Toy co. A and ask them if there's lead in their toy?

2. Will this toy ever be recalled (we're not mediums)?

3. Is there lead in this toy?

4. Are you 100% sure this toy has no lead?

5. Has this toy been recalled (if it was recalled it wouldn't be on the shelf)?

Ha!

True story: A friend cut herself on a shelf at a very popular discount super store on a metal dispay, and while she was bleeding she asked a young customer service rep, who just happened to be walking by, do you have a bandaid, and he said
"yes, aisle 6"

Then she lifted up her bleeding finger so he could see and said "no I mean "a" bandaid, he said "no, we don't sell them separately and walked away.

oh my gosh

Well I work at a toy store (toys r us) So the top 5 question I dont want to be asked
1-Where is your toy department
2-Do you have toys fro little kids
3-Can you tell me if this has lead in it
4-why are your prices so high
5-What do little kids like

Those are the top 5 questions I hate

"My kid's gonna choke to death on this, right? You promise?"

"So, is this where the hot women hang out?"

"Is my gimp suit in your lost and found?"

"Do you have a child-hypnosis kit?"

"Can I have my wedding here?"