"Does your costume chafe?"
"Can I check out your sword?"
"Do you believe in Santa Claus?"
"Can you give me a haircut?"
"Have you ever spilled something inside your mask?"

Is that a Ginsu?
Is that a real catsuit or a Wal Mart catsuit?
Do you know Spiderman?
What’s your favorite Tarantino film?
How much for the head of Glenn Beck?

What's your diet plan?
How do you get through small spaces, and appear invisible?
When do you plan to retired, and what age does ninjas generally "stop" being a ninja?
How do you keep your body so flexible?
How do you keep secrets?